Zero upfront cost. Zero contracts. Zero downside.
Why run a dull website when you can have one that dominates.
And be rid of all the headaches that come with trying to DIY it all yourself? Say no more.
Running a business is no walk in the park. It’s tough. Really f*cking tough.
You’re constantly on edge, wondering where your next client is going to come from.
Stress has become your new best friend, and your sleep schedule? Let’s just say it’s about as reliable as a toddler’s nap time.
Your inbox is a chaotic mess, your to-do list is a mile long, and your brain is in overdrive trying to figure out how to keep it all together.
And let’s not even talk about the never-ending stream of advice from every corner of the internet…
“Should I start a blog? Do I need to be on TikTok? What about SEO? Oh wait, should I hire a VA? Should I spend on ads? Do I need a personal brand?”
You’re on the verge of pulling your hair out, screaming into the void, and maybe—just maybe—swearing off technology forever.
It’s like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of “shoulds” and “musts,” desperately trying to keep up with the latest trends while your sanity slowly slips away.
Sound familiar?
Yeah, we thought so.
But here’s the thing — You don't need another item on your to-do list. You need a solution that lightens the load.
Imagine having a website that not only looks amazing but works tirelessly for you — attracting clients, showcasing your brand, and freeing you up to focus on what you do best.
No more late nights wrestling with plugins or worrying about the latest web trends. No more second-guessing if your site is doing its job.
No more second-guessing if your site is doing its job.
Just you, your passion, and a partner who has your back.
And that’s where we come in.
We build blazing-fast, high-performance websites without the price tag. They perform like a dream, designed to elevate your business, ease your workload, and give you back the freedom you've been missing.
No more stressing over the tech. No more scrambling to keep up with the latest web trends. Just a solid, well-built site that works hard for you 24/7.
Because at the end of the day, what you really want isn’t another shiny object to chase after.
You want more time.
More time to focus on your clients, your family, and the things that actually matter.
More time to enjoy the success you’ve worked so damn hard to achieve.
So let's take this journey together.
No hard sell. No empty promises. Just a commitment to help you reclaim your time and take your business to new heights.
And don't forget. All the risk is on us. We put in all the time, labour, effort headaches and god knows what else to bring you a website that you can't wait to tell everyone about.
Zero upfront cost. Zero contracts. Zero downside.
That's our promise.
So what do you say. Are you ready to make a change?
Let's connect and build something incredible together.
Yes Please! Handle it For MeOne fully-managed website.
One Google ad marketing campaign. Exceptional results.
Scroll down to see how one client generates $50 for every $1 they put in.
A typical plan is around $250/mth. All our plans are tailored to your individual business's needs and can be as affordable as $79/mth. Reach out for an estimate.
70% off pre-Christmas deal. Limited to 5 spots. Get in touch for details.
Who's This For?
This Is For You If...
- ✔You're serious about business growth
You need a website that performs, generates leads, and supports your business goals.
- ✔You're ready to invest in results
You understand that quality websites are an investment, and you're prepared to spend on something that will make you more money in the long run.
- ✔You want hands-off management
You're too busy running your business to worry about website management. You want someone else to handle the technical details while you focus on what you do best.
- ✔You've had enough of DIY platforms
You've seen others try or tried them yourself, and you know they don’t deliver real results. You're ready for something professional that works.
- ✔You need fast, high-performance results
You care about speed, SEO, and performance because you know that a slow, underperforming website is throwing leads in the trash.
- ✔You want a partner, not a vendor
You're looking for someone who understands your business, not a developer who builds your site and disappears.
This Is NOT For You If...
- ✘You're looking for the cheapest option
If price is your only concern, there are plenty of other services that can throw something cheap together. We’re not that.
- ✘You believe in 'set it and forget it'
If you think a $20/month website builder will grow your business without any strategy, good luck, but that's not what we do.
- ✘You need constant hand-holding
We manage your website, but we expect you to trust us to do the job. If you need your hand held every step of the way, this won’t be a fit.
- ✘You're not ready to invest in results
If you’re not ready to spend money to make money, this service is going to feel like an expense, not an asset.
- ✘You want a vanity project
If you're after a "pretty" website without focus on generating leads, you're better off with a cheaper, cookie-cutter option.
- ✘You're not serious about growth
If you're not in a position where you're actively trying to grow your business and attract new customers, this service isn’t for you.
Any of this sound like something you've asked yourself before?
Technology problems
- Why the hell is my website down again?
- Why is my website so damn slow? I can't get anything done!
- Why does my site look like garbage on my phone?
- What does DNS, SSL, APIs and all this other shite mean?
- Why isn't my site showing up on Google the way it should?
People problems
- Why is this developer always late with everything? They never respond!
- Gah I messed it up again! Why is it so hard to make a simple update without breaking things?
- This agency is so expensive. I don't even know what they're delivering!
- Hmm things look a bit dated. I wonder if that impacts how my customers see me?
- I have no time to fix this. Who can I ask for help?
Self problems
- Why do I have to learn all this tech crap just to get my website working?
- I'm so exhausted all the time trying to keep this site going
- Managing this website eating up all my time? I wish I could spend more time with the wife or kids
- Why am I constantly worried my website is falling behind the competition?
- Why do I have to make every little decision about this site when I have a business to run?
- STRESS BE GONE
We get it. You're busy running a business, not babysitting a broken website. You don't have time for all the technical jargon, slow speeds, or agencies that never deliver. You're here to grow, not get bogged down in the chaos.
We do things differently. We take care of everything – hosting, servers, design, updates and maintenance, caching, CDN's, APIs, DNS yada yada – so you don’t have to lift a finger. Your website will run like clockwork, look sharp on every device, and actually get you results. And you pay nothing upfront.
Let us take the load off
You're not buying a website. You're buying your life back.
You'll spend 100's of hours scouring how-to pages, creating content, updating your website (or trying to), or just getting stuck with all the jargon and other tech BS that comes with the territory.
That's time should be spent developing that new strategy, launching that product and connecting with your staff and customers. Not spent banging your head on the desk wondering why that plugin you haven't used in 12 years just broke everything.
- Build your business.
- Save 100's of hours of time spent slaving away at a screen and spend it building your business and supporting your customers.
- Be proud.
- Confidently market your services and build credibility and trust with your audience.
- Be accessible.
- Accessibility approved. We ensure accessibility standards are met so we're inclusive of those who find navigating the web a little harder than others.
- Be f*cking happy.
- Managing your business digitally can be seriously stressfull. Knowing your website is lightyears ahead of your competition without lifting a finger. That'll feel damn good.
For Any business owner that's serious about growing their business.
- Business owners that are serious about growth
You’re done with websites that just sit there looking pretty. You need a site that works for you 24/7, driving traffic, generating leads, and making conversions happen. It’s not about “just having a website,” it’s about creating awareness about why you're the best in your field and getting users to take your seriously.
- Business owners that know they get what they pay for
You understand the value of investing in quality. Cheap solutions lead to cheap results, and that's not what you're here for. You’re looking for a website that delivers on performance, reliability and makes your credibility shine. Because you know the value of doing things right the first time.
You know those devs who never answer the phone? That’s because they charged peanuts, worked for peanuts, and went out of business… for peanuts. We’re here to make sure you always get real support, because that’s what you’re really paying for.
- Business owners that want their weekends back
You didn’t start your business to be glued to a screen, tinkering with website updates and managing online details. With us, you get a fully managed service, so you can focus on what matters most – running your business and enjoying your time off, hassle-free.
Looking for something else?
We can help you with anything to do with your website. Hosting, design, Google ads, you name it.
Already paying thousands for 'SEO' and other whiz-bang bobbits?
Well... why?
Don't get us wrong, continuous content creation, 'SEO' analysis and other deliverables may very well be giving your business a good return on investment. Or maybe not :\
SEO agencies will promise and deliver all ranges of shinies and bobbles. Every agency is different, except they all have one thing in common. Scalability sucks. You can only push out so much content or deliver a certain amount of 'optimisation' before it becomes moot and your returns dwindle.
Did you hear about that foot cream that generated millions from 384 pages of SEO articles and rank tracking analysis? Yea us neither but you bet your ass there's an ad for it somewhere.
You know what actually makes businesses like this successful? Campaigns. It's the only thing that can grant you virtually limitless scalability with an almost guaranteed return on your investment.
Let's do some simple math. The industry average click rate of a Google ad is about 3-5%. Of those users the same amount again convert to either sales or warm leads that have shown genuine interest in your product or service.
Let's say on average your ad click cost is $5. Your product for sale is $500. We show it to 10,000 people. 5% of that is 500. 5% of that is 25. That's 25 sales in your pocket. Sure it cost you $2500. But that gave you back $12500. That's a 400% return that's an email away. You won't get a return like that putting a few bucks into the stock market.
Let us review what you've got for freeOr maybe you're using Wix or another cheap budget builder
If you just need something simple to just 'exist', sure. Go spin up a Squarespace account or give Wix a try (*deep sigh*). Better yet, give your cousin's mate's kid $100 and let 'em have at it. Or give that $100 to the homeless guy - at least you'll feel great afterwards.
You know what all cheap slap-together websites all have in common? They suck. Have a squiz here if you want the details on why you should avoid them. That's not to say that businesses haven't been able to make a living, hell even thrive, using these platforms but it's a hell of a lot of work and still doesn't get you to where you could be. The businesses that do half-alright using them generally outsource the work to specialists in those areas. That's where we come in. Here's a glimpse at the swamp of sh*t we help you avoid.
Common issues with these uh.. budget-friendly platforms
- Slow loading timesAffects user experience and SEO rankings.
- Broken images and linksDamages credibility and frustrates users.
- Not showing in GoogleIndicates SEO issues or penalties.
- Hard to editMakes site maintenance and updates difficult or more costly.
- Things 'just not working'
- Limited to basic functionality
- Site errors or loading issuesCan drive users away and affect SEO.
- Inconsistent brandingAffects brand recognition and trust.
- Limited functionalityRestricts user engagement and site potential.
- Looks poor on some devices but alright on others(yea, they suck on mobiles)
- Slow and convuluted editing processUsing Wix? I'd rather rub sand in my eyes.
- Your content isn't yours.It's a closed system. If you ever need to move, too bad. They provide zero tools or support to migrate your content elsewhere. You're on your own.
What about some of the not-so-obvious ones?
- Poor SEO (Google) configCan impact how you're ranked in Google.
- Things rearranging themselves as the page loads (Google won't like you for that)This can negatively impact your SEO and user experience.
- Javascript errorsErrors in your JavaScript can break functionality and impact performance.
- Unoptimised imagesLarge or improperly formatted images can slow down your site.
- Schema errorsIncorrect schema markup can hinder search engines from understanding your content.
- Accessibility non-complianceExcludes users with disabilities and may result in legal issues.
- Bad server response timesLeads to poor user experience and lower SEO rankings.
- Inefficient or buggy codeCan cause crashes, slow performance, and security vulnerabilities.
- Malicious activityPoses serious security risks and can damage reputation.
You know what? It doesn't matter. But missing out on results like this does.
This is some data from our latest client.
Budget. $1000/mth.
Spent. $735.
Money made? $50k+
Clicks | Impressions | Cost per click | Conversion rate | Conversions | Total cost | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Before | 55 | 1296 | $9.46 | 1.82% | 1 | $521 |
After | 267 | 2340 | $2.75 | 16.10% | 43 | $735 |
Difference | ↑ 485% | ↑ 181% | ↓ 344% | ↑ 785% | ↑ 4200% | ↑ 41% |
They went from 1 to 43 leads in a month. A quick chat and they said that half of these have gone on to accept a job. You might be thinking that doesn't sound like much. A thousand bucks for only a dozen jobs? But a job for these guys is worth about $2000 to $10000. Those dozen jobs just turned into a metric shit ton of cash. You know what it cost them to book a single job? $40. All they gotta do is open the floodgates and their business is exactly that.. flooded. The only thing stopping them from doing so is manpower.
What's the recipe?
One highly tailored landing page. One hyper-focused ad campaign.
That's it.
Thousands of people are looking for your product or service every single day. All you gotta do is reach them. SEO might contribute to that a little but at the end of the day ads are king. It's the only thing you can quickly and effectively scale and then reinvest returns for, you guessed it. More returns.
So what do you say to making some real money?
We'll save you a shit-ton of time in the process.
Look we're not the cheapest when it comes to 'just make a damn website'. But we're sure as shit the best bang you're gonna get when it comes to solving your business problems and scaling your business upwards.
Let's look at some numbers.
Industry average
website cost
Our average
website cost
Let's give you some real examples to back that up
As of 16/7/24.
Real-world Website Costs
These are all sourced from real businesses and companies through a few Google searches.
$3500
$6000
$4000
$10000
$6600
$3600
$15000
$4800
$6000
$4500
$15000
$3000
$5400
$9000
$7000
$5000
$5000
$20740
$6500
$2500 + $160mth +$200hr
$16000
$3000mth
$3000
$250mth
If that wasn't good enough.
We're also the only agency that offers unlimited edits as standard.
Here's a few words about what people say about us
“Highly recommended, Josh was very easy to deal with and he was fast and responsive and created the most elegant website for us and a bunch of other stuff. Thanks!!!”
“I had a fantastic experience working with Josh! The quality of the design exceeded my expectations, and the attention to detail was great. The communication throughout the project was phenomenal—they were always quick to respond and kept me updated at every step. I highly recommend Josh to anyone looking for top-notch web design and seamless collaboration. A well-deserved 5-star rating!”
“@Josh, mate. You have been a life-saver and absolute breath of fresh air. Your authenticity, hard work and candour have been greatly appreciated. Thank you for going above and beyond on this one and for doing things I didn’t even realise needed doing! I can’t wait to see what you do next =).”
“The service and quality of product supplied by the team at Paragon Panda in my opinion cannot be faulted. Every request I asked for in terms of layout and colour were handled with the utmost professionalism and in a timely manner.”
“I recently had the pleasure of working with Josh who exceeded all expectations. From the moment we connected, their commitment to helping my business thrive was evident. Always go's above and beyond to help me out. Highly recommend using for quick and effortless experience. My go to person to fix my shopify store.”
“I'm so happy with the website that Josh designed for me.It has really captured the essence of my business while still looking professional & eye - catching.My website was designed within the agreed time - frame & Josh has been excellent at website support, getting onto my requests promptly. It's been a great experience working with him.”
Website Plan Features
One great price. One superior result.
No cookie cutter websites. Hand-crafted digital experiences that deliver measurable results.
- All fees included.
- Hosting services, paperwork and other yucky bits are all included so there's no surprises.
- Lifetime updates
- Showcase that new project straight away with our unlimited content changes policy. Change anything you want, any time.
- Shit-hot performance
- We use the latest tech used by industry giants to deliver a service thats hella quick. Typical builds go for $5k-$8k. Ask us why we charge nothing upfront for that.
- Search optimised.
- We write quality copy that will outperform your competitors when searching based on the key interests of your business in Google. No copy pasta here.
- 24/7-ish support
- Look we won't answer at 2am, but give us a buzz or shoot an email and we'll get you sorted asap.
- No lock-in contracts.
- Run away anytime, no questions asked.
Over a decade of experience building for Australia's biggest brands.
Meet Josh, your principle developer.
He's built great stuff for both small business and Aussie giants alike. You're in safe hands. Learn more about what he's done.
Here's a few designs we've created so you can get a taste of our work
What we can help you with
Website Plans.
Don't pay hundreds to the big drag-n-drop companies. Support a local business and get a fully-managed website service tailored to your business. Just one monthly cost. No surprises. Simples.
WordPress Support.
Let us handle routine updates and maintenance. Don't burn yourself out wondering why updating that thing you don't use broke everything.
Website Optimisation.
Slow to load or looks rubbish on your phone? We'll optimise your website so that it works fast and flawless on any device.
Technical SEO Services.
SEO is about serving great content at the right time. If you're not sure why yours isn't performing then reach out. We'll audit what you've got and get back to you with an actionable plan to get you back in the game.
Website Hosting.
Just like humans, a website has to live somewhere. If your website needs a home or you're stuck with a 'please contact your administrator' message, we can help.
Website Domain Management.
The address you type in to access your website is known as your domain. We can handle management of that.
Business Email.
Tired of the john.stardestroyer645@gmail address? We offer standalone email services for your business.
Google Ad Campaigns.
Want to advertise your business and get money in the door fast? We can help by building and running optimised ad campaigns for you. Combined with a landing page that sells and you'll be wishing you'd done it sooner.
Landing Pages that Sell.
Want to run a campaign but afraid you'll flop before the finish line? We craft exceptional landing pages that drive home your message and opens wallets.
Rebuilds and Bug Huntin'.
If your website's looking a little dated or just falling apart, we can help. We'll suss out what it needs and give you options to choose within your budget to get things operating smoothly.
Hacked Website Recovery.
Woken up to a rude surprise? We know how it feels. Get in touch with us asap and so we can investigate the cause, identify any malicious activity, and get your website back on track.
Give it a crack. You have nothing to lose.
It's Josh here. I'll be real with you.
What I'm offering is a massive risk—on my part.
Every website project I take on is a gamble. Sure, anyone can throw together a basic website over a weekend, but a high-performance website that climbs the ranks on Google and magicks coins from your customers pockets into yours? That takes skill. It takes time. It takes precision. It's a hell of a lot of work.
We don't touch cookie-cutter website builders or DIY platforms like Squarespace or Wix. We think it's insane the number of business owners investing thousands in platforms that are held together by duct-take and a monolithic marketing budget. But hey, whatever they think works.
When you partner with us, you get a system that's handcrafted by us. Every line of code, every pixel, every colour. All us. We obsess over details, from typography that makes your content sing to copy that elevates you in Google’s rankings. And yes, we handle the technicalities, the backend wizardry, the server upkeep, updates, troubleshooting, and accessibility. Google’s watching, and so are we. But the best part? You don’t have to lift a finger. We manage everything for you. All you'll have to do is tell people about it
And we do all this with no upfront cost. Zero.
That’s right, we invest all of our time and expertise, knowing full well that you could walk away after a few weeks. So why take this risk?
Now you might be thinking why would I create a business that well... kinda sucks at being a business. After all, who would want to put 100 hours into a project to not get paid?
Because I believe in you. I believe in what we can achieve together.
For over a decade, I’ve poured my energy into crafting digital experiences for Australia’s most recognised names—Telstra, Swinburne University, ANZ Bank, and key government projects. Those years taught me that success isn’t just about the website. It’s about partnership. It’s about trust. It’s about a long-term vision.
At Paragon Panda, we don’t just build websites. We build relationships. Relationships where we’re as invested in your business as you are. We believe every business, no matter the size, deserves access to high-quality, performance-driven digital experiences—without the ridiculous price tags.
Nothing frustrates me more than seeing companies pay exorbitant fees for subpar results. That’s not how I work.
So yes, I’m willing to put 100+ hours into a project before I see a dime because I’m betting on the future. Your future, and mine. I know that if we succeed together, you’ll look back years from now knowing you made the right decision.
When you choose Paragon Panda, you’re not just hiring a service provider—you’re gaining a long-term partner. Five, ten years down the line, I want to be right there with you, celebrating your wins, knowing we built something exceptional together.
Because at the end of the day, when you grow, I grow. Your success is my success.
And hey, if you're not interested in what we have to offer, no stress! If you're not sure if we can help, send us a message anyway! We're in this business to help you with your website woes and we genuinely go the extra mile to make sure your day is a little better after chatting with us about them. Even if you don't end up partnering with us, you're guaranteed to walk away with some actionable feedback that'll help give your business a boost.
So go on already. Say hi and tell us everything.
Tell Us About Your Business
Want to make your life easier? Don't give us a dry Maccas burger. Give us a cheesy, glorious monster with the lot. Tell us all the details about your business and website. Give us the pain points and what it is you're looking to help achieve or need support on and we'll get right back to you with what we can do.