Squarespace is killing your business. Slow. Broken. Unscalable. See how we make it easy for you to change.

We need to have a serious talk about Squarespace.

It seemed like the perfect solution, right? Sleek templates, easy-to-use interface, and no coding required. But let’s be honest—how’s that working out for you now?

The reality is: Squarespace might be doing more harm than good for your business.

Don’t just take our word for it—listen to what actual users are saying:

“It’s so frustratingly slow.” Many Squarespace users complain about how sluggish their sites have become. Imagine a potential customer landing on your website and leaving before it even finishes loading. That’s money walking out the door.

“Customization? What customization?” Sure, Squarespace sells itself as customizable, but try doing anything outside their basic templates, and you’ll find yourself stuck. Users frequently express frustration with how difficult it is to make their sites unique or add new functionality without hitting roadblocks.

“The SEO is terrible.” It’s a common gripe. Squarespace users often struggle with getting their sites to rank on Google. What’s the point of having a beautiful site if no one can find it?

“Good luck with support.” When things go wrong (and they do), many users find Squarespace’s customer support to be less than helpful. Long wait times, vague responses, and a lack of real solutions can leave you feeling abandoned when you need help the most.

“It’s a walled garden.” Once you’re in, it’s hard to get out. Migrating away from Squarespace can be a nightmare, with users frequently reporting how difficult and frustrating it is to move their content to a different platform.

But there’s a way out.

We can rescue your site from the clutches of Squarespace and replace it with something far better—a high-performance, lightning-fast website that loads instantly, ranks high on search engines, and can be tailored to your exact needs.

And here’s the best part: We’ll do it all with zero cost and zero time commitment from you.

That’s right—no more waiting for slow pages to load, no more pulling your hair out over limited customization options, and no more worrying about whether your site will ever show up on Google. We take care of everything so you can focus on what you do best—running your business.

Imagine a website that not only looks incredible but actually works.

We’re talking instant loading times, fully optimised SEO, and a site that can grow and adapt with your business—not one that holds you back.

Ready to break free from the Squarespace struggle?

Let us handle it. We’ll turn your frustrating, underperforming site into a powerful tool that drives your business forward. No hassle, no headaches—just results.

It’s time to leave Squarespace behind and step into something better. Your business deserves it.

Already paying thousands for 'SEO' and other whiz-bang bobbits?

Well... why?

Don't get me wrong, continuous content creation, 'SEO' analysis and other deliverables may very well be giving your business a good return on investment. Or maybe not :\

SEO agencies will promise and deliver all ranges of shinies and bobbles. Every agency is different, except they all have one thing in common. Scalability sucks. You can only push out so much content or deliver a certain amount of 'optimisation' before it becomes moot and your returns dwindle.

Did you hear about that foot cream that generated millions from 384 pages of SEO articles and rank tracking analysis? Yea me neither but you bet your ass there's an ad for it somewhere.

You know what actually makes businesses like this successful? Campaigns. It's the only thing that can grant you virtually limitless scalability with an almost guaranteed return on your investment.

Let's do some simple math. The industry average click rate of a Google ad is about 3-5%. Of those users the same amount again convert to either sales or warm leads that have shown genuine interest in your product or service.

Let's say on average your ad click cost is $5. Your product for sale is $500. We show it to 10,000 people. 5% of that is 500. 5% of that is 25. That's 25 sales in your pocket. Sure it cost you $2500. But that gave you back $12500. That's a 400% return that's an email away. You won't get a return like that putting a few bucks into the stock market.

Or maybe you're using Squarespace or another cheap budget builder

If you just need something simple to just 'exist', sure. Go spin up a Squarespace account or give Squarespace a try (*deep sigh*). Better yet, give your cousin's mate's kid $100 and let 'em have at it. Or give that $100 to the homeless guy - at least you'll feel great afterwards.

You know what all cheap slap-together websites all have in common? They suck.Have a squiz here if you want the details on why you should avoid them. That's not to say that businesses haven't been able to make a living, hell even thrive, using these platforms but it's a hell of a lot of work and still doesn't get you to where you could be. The businesses that do half-alright using them generally outsource the work to specialists in those areas. That's where we come in. Here's a glimpse at the swamp of sh*t we help you avoid.

Using these is kinda like that guy with the worn out fan belt and screeching brakes that's 20km away from his engine falling out but

Common issues with these uh.. budget-friendly platforms

  • Slow loading timesAffects user experience and SEO rankings.
  • Broken images and linksDamages credibility and frustrates users.
  • Not showing in GoogleIndicates SEO issues or penalties.
  • Hard to editMakes site maintenance and updates difficult or more costly.
  • Things 'just not working'
  • Limited to basic functionality
  • Site errors or loading issuesCan drive users away and affect SEO.
  • Inconsistent brandingAffects brand recognition and trust.
  • Limited functionalityRestricts user engagement and site potential.
  • Looks poor on some devices but alright on others(yea, they suck on mobiles)
  • Slow and convuluted editing processUsing Squarespace? I'd rather rub sand in my eyes.

What about some of the not-so-obvious ones?

  • Poor SEO (Google) configCan impact how you're ranked in Google.
  • Things rearranging themselves as the page loads (Google won't like you for that)This can negatively impact your SEO and user experience.
  • Javascript errorsErrors in your JavaScript can break functionality and impact performance.
  • Unoptimised imagesLarge or improperly formatted images can slow down your site.
  • Schema errorsIncorrect schema markup can hinder search engines from understanding your content.
  • Accessibility non-complianceExcludes users with disabilities and may result in legal issues.
  • Bad server response timesLeads to poor user experience and lower SEO rankings.
  • Inefficient or buggy codeCan cause crashes, slow performance, and security vulnerabilities.
  • Malicious activityPoses serious security risks and can damage reputation.

You know what? It doesn't matter. But missing out on results like this does.

This is some data from our latest client.

Google ads campaign showing an average conversion rate of 22%.Google ads campaign showing an average conversion rate of 22%.

Budget. $1000/mth.

Spent. $644.

Money made? $50k+

ClicksImpressionsCost per clickConversion rateTotal cost
Before551296$9.461.82%$521
After2352130$2.7421.92%$644
Difference↑ 427%↑ 164%↓ 345%↑ 1104%↑ 24%

They went from 1 to 43 leads in a month. A quick chat and they said that half of these have gone on to accept a job. You might be thinking that doesn't sound like much. A thousand bucks for only a dozen jobs? But a job for these guys is worth about $2000 to $10000. Those dozen jobs just turned into a metric shit ton of cash. You know what it cost them to book a single job? $40. All they gotta do is open the floodgates and their business is exactly that.. flooded. The only thing stopping them from doing so is manpower.

What's the recipe?

One highly tailored landing page. One hyper-focused ad campaign.

That's it.

So many people out there are looking for something specific. All you gotta do is reach them. SEO might contribute to that a little but at the end of the day ads are king. It's the only thing you can quickly and effectively and then reinvest returns for, you guessed it. More returns.

Here's a few words about what people say about us

“@Josh, mate. You have been a life-saver and absolute breath of fresh air. Your authenticity, hard work and candour have been greatly appreciated. Thank you for going above and beyond on this one and for doing things I didn’t even realise needed doing! I can’t wait to see what you do next =).”

“The service and quality of product supplied by the team at Paragon Panda in my opinion cannot be faulted. Every request I asked for in terms of layout and colour were handled with the utmost professionalism and in a timely manner.”

“I recently had the pleasure of working with Josh who exceeded all expectations. From the moment we connected, their commitment to helping my business thrive was evident. Always go's above and beyond to help me out. Highly recommend using for quick and effortless experience.My go to person to fix my shopify store.”

“I had a fantastic experience working with Josh! The quality of the design exceeded my expectations, and the attention to detail was great. The communication throughout the project was phenomenal—they were always quick to respond and kept me updated at every step. I highly recommend Josh to anyone looking for top-notch web design and seamless collaboration. A well-deserved 5-star rating!”

“I'm so happy with the website that Josh designed for me.It has really captured the essence of my business while still looking professional & eye - catching.My website was designed within the agreed time - frame & Josh has been excellent at website support, getting onto my requests promptly. It's been a great experience working with him.”

“Highly recommended, Josh was very easy to deal with and he was fast and responsive and created the most elegant website for us and a bunch of other stuff. Thanks!!!”

You know what's great about what we do?

We save you a shit-ton of money and a boat-load of time.

Look we're not the cheapest when it comes to 'just make a damn website'. But we're sure as shit the best bang you're gonna get when it comes to solving your business problems and making you some damn money. Some of which I bet you don't realise was a problem til we show it to you.

Let's look at some numbers.

Industry average
website cost

$7180Upfront
$3595mth Ongoing + costsExcluding the lot that charges $16k.

Our average
website cost

$0Upfront
SAVE 97% OngoingBased on average business plan of $249mth.

Let's give you some real examples to back that up

As of 16/7/24.

Real-world Website Costs

These are all sourced from real businesses and companies through a few Google searches.

bethstewart.com.au
$3500
abante.com.au
$6000
gwm.com.au
$4000
australianwebexperts.com.au
$10000
outspokenentourage.com.au
$6600
flowcre8tive.com.au
$3600
sod.au
$15000
byarchie.com.au
$4800
burdmarketing.com.au
$6000
sorightcreative.com.au
$4500
99robots.com
$15000
yikesmarketing.com.au
$3000
dragonflyave.com.au
$5400
becmorris.com.au
$9000
gracebuilt.co
$7000
kellgreen.com.au
$5000
jordanne.co
$5000
digitalbrew.com.au
$20740
heartcomms.com.au
$6500
telstra.com.au
$2500 + $160mth +$200hr
fluxcreative.com.au
$16000
talkdigital.com.au
$3000mth
shoutitout.com.au
$3000
paragonpanda.design
$250mth

If that wasn't good enough.
We're also the only agency that offers unlimited edits as standard.

It looks suss. That's way too cheap. What's the catch?

One - It's ours.

We ain't giving you hundreds of hours of labour for nothing just for you to take it elsewhere after a month. It works just like a Netflix subscription. Pay for as long as you need it, cancel it when you don't. If you run a solid business it should be around retirement age 😉

Two - We're growing.

We have less overheads. We're nimble. We take on less clients and only those we know we can provide immense value to. That means a more intimate experience. More support. More detail. More focus on your business. We strive for success for every individual client and won't rest until we've delivered on that promise. You're not just a number on a ticket to us. We know you have a vision for where you want to take yourself. We can help you realise that.

Now hit the damn button already.

Let's explore your project