Why run a dull website when you can have one that dominates.
And be rid of all the headaches that come with trying to DIY it all yourself? Say no more.
Running a business is no walk in the park. It’s tough. Really f*cking tough.
You’re constantly on edge, wondering where your next client is going to come from.
Stress has become your new best friend, and your sleep schedule? Let’s just say it’s about as reliable as a toddler’s nap time.
Your inbox is a chaotic mess, your to-do list is a mile long, and your brain is in overdrive trying to figure out how to keep it all together.
And let’s not even talk about the never-ending stream of advice from every corner of the internet…
“Should I start a blog? Do I need to be on TikTok? What about SEO? Oh wait, should I hire a VA? Should I spend on ads? Do I need a personal brand?”
You’re on the verge of pulling your hair out, screaming into the void, and maybe—just maybe—swearing off technology forever.
It’s like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of “shoulds” and “musts,” desperately trying to keep up with the latest trends while your sanity slowly slips away.
Sound familiar?
Yeah, we thought so.
But here’s the thing—this isn’t just another list of things you “have to” do. This is about getting your business out of the whirlwind and into a place where you can breathe again.
Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s this:
You need a website that does the heavy lifting for you—bringing in leads, making your business look like a million bucks, and freeing you up to focus on what you do best.
And that’s where we come in.
We build blazing-fast, kickass websites that don’t just look good—they perform like a dream.
No more stressing over the tech. No more scrambling to keep up with the latest web trends. Just a solid, well-built site that works hard for you 24/7.
Because at the end of the day, what you really want isn’t another shiny object to chase after.
You want more time.
More time to focus on your clients, your family, and the things that actually matter.
More time to enjoy the success you’ve worked so damn hard to achieve.
So, what do you say? Ready to take one thing off your plate and let us handle your website?
Let’s make it happen.
Already paying thousands for 'SEO' and other whiz-bang bobbits?
Well... why?
Don't get me wrong, continuous content creation, 'SEO' analysis and other deliverables may very well be giving your business a good return on investment. Or maybe not :\
SEO agencies will promise and deliver all ranges of shinies and bobbles. Every agency is different, except they all have one thing in common. Scalability sucks. You can only push out so much content or deliver a certain amount of 'optimisation' before it becomes moot and your returns dwindle.
Did you hear about that foot cream that generated millions from 384 pages of SEO articles and rank tracking analysis? Yea me neither but you bet your ass there's an ad for it somewhere.
You know what actually makes businesses like this successful? Campaigns. It's the only thing that can grant you virtually limitless scalability with an almost guaranteed return on your investment.
Let's do some simple math. The industry average click rate of a Google ad is about 3-5%. Of those users the same amount again convert to either sales or warm leads that have shown genuine interest in your product or service.
Let's say on average your ad click cost is $5. Your product for sale is $500. We show it to 10,000 people. 5% of that is 500. 5% of that is 25. That's 25 sales in your pocket. Sure it cost you $2500. But that gave you back $12500. That's a 400% return that's an email away. You won't get a return like that putting a few bucks into the stock market.
Or maybe you're using Wix or another cheap budget builder
If you just need something simple to just 'exist', sure. Go spin up a Squarespace account or give Wix a try (*deep sigh*). Better yet, give your cousin's mate's kid $100 and let 'em have at it. Or give that $100 to the homeless guy - at least you'll feel great afterwards.
You know what all cheap slap-together websites all have in common? They suck.Have a squiz here if you want the details on why you should avoid them. That's not to say that businesses haven't been able to make a living, hell even thrive, using these platforms but it's a hell of a lot of work and still doesn't get you to where you could be. The businesses that do half-alright using them generally outsource the work to specialists in those areas. That's where we come in. Here's a glimpse at the swamp of sh*t we help you avoid.
Common issues with these uh.. budget-friendly platforms
- Slow loading timesAffects user experience and SEO rankings.
- Broken images and linksDamages credibility and frustrates users.
- Not showing in GoogleIndicates SEO issues or penalties.
- Hard to editMakes site maintenance and updates difficult or more costly.
- Things 'just not working'
- Limited to basic functionality
- Site errors or loading issuesCan drive users away and affect SEO.
- Inconsistent brandingAffects brand recognition and trust.
- Limited functionalityRestricts user engagement and site potential.
- Looks poor on some devices but alright on others(yea, they suck on mobiles)
- Slow and convuluted editing processUsing Wix? I'd rather rub sand in my eyes.
- Your content isn't yours.It's a closed system. If you ever need to move, too bad. They provide zero tools or support to migrate your content elsewhere. You're on your own.
What about some of the not-so-obvious ones?
- Poor SEO (Google) configCan impact how you're ranked in Google.
- Things rearranging themselves as the page loads (Google won't like you for that)This can negatively impact your SEO and user experience.
- Javascript errorsErrors in your JavaScript can break functionality and impact performance.
- Unoptimised imagesLarge or improperly formatted images can slow down your site.
- Schema errorsIncorrect schema markup can hinder search engines from understanding your content.
- Accessibility non-complianceExcludes users with disabilities and may result in legal issues.
- Bad server response timesLeads to poor user experience and lower SEO rankings.
- Inefficient or buggy codeCan cause crashes, slow performance, and security vulnerabilities.
- Malicious activityPoses serious security risks and can damage reputation.
You know what? It doesn't matter. But missing out on results like this does.
This is some data from our latest client.
Budget. $1000/mth.
Spent. $735.
Money made? $50k+
Clicks | Impressions | Cost per click | Conversion rate | Conversions | Total cost | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Before | 55 | 1296 | $9.46 | 1.82% | 1 | $521 |
After | 267 | 2340 | $2.75 | 16.10% | 43 | $735 |
Difference | ↑ 485% | ↑ 181% | ↓ 344% | ↑ 785% | ↑ 4200% | ↑ 41% |
They went from 1 to 43 leads in a month. A quick chat and they said that half of these have gone on to accept a job. You might be thinking that doesn't sound like much. A thousand bucks for only a dozen jobs? But a job for these guys is worth about $2000 to $10000. Those dozen jobs just turned into a metric shit ton of cash. You know what it cost them to book a single job? $40. All they gotta do is open the floodgates and their business is exactly that.. flooded. The only thing stopping them from doing so is manpower.
What's the recipe?
One highly tailored landing page. One hyper-focused ad campaign.
That's it.
Thousands of people are looking for your product or service every single day. All you gotta do is reach them. SEO might contribute to that a little but at the end of the day ads are king. It's the only thing you can quickly and effectively and then reinvest returns for, you guessed it. More returns.
So what do you say to making some real money?
We'll save you a shit-ton of time in the process.
Look we're not the cheapest when it comes to 'just make a damn website'. But we're sure as shit the best bang you're gonna get when it comes to solving your business problems and scaling your business upwards.
Let's look at some numbers.
Industry average
website cost
Our average
website cost
Let's give you some real examples to back that up
As of 16/7/24.
Real-world Website Costs
These are all sourced from real businesses and companies through a few Google searches.
$3500
$6000
$4000
$10000
$6600
$3600
$15000
$4800
$6000
$4500
$15000
$3000
$5400
$9000
$7000
$5000
$5000
$20740
$6500
$2500 + $160mth +$200hr
$16000
$3000mth
$3000
$250mth
If that wasn't good enough.
We're also the only agency that offers unlimited edits as standard.
Here's a few words about what people say about us
“Highly recommended, Josh was very easy to deal with and he was fast and responsive and created the most elegant website for us and a bunch of other stuff. Thanks!!!”
“I had a fantastic experience working with Josh! The quality of the design exceeded my expectations, and the attention to detail was great. The communication throughout the project was phenomenal—they were always quick to respond and kept me updated at every step. I highly recommend Josh to anyone looking for top-notch web design and seamless collaboration. A well-deserved 5-star rating!”
“@Josh, mate. You have been a life-saver and absolute breath of fresh air. Your authenticity, hard work and candour have been greatly appreciated. Thank you for going above and beyond on this one and for doing things I didn’t even realise needed doing! I can’t wait to see what you do next =).”
“The service and quality of product supplied by the team at Paragon Panda in my opinion cannot be faulted. Every request I asked for in terms of layout and colour were handled with the utmost professionalism and in a timely manner.”
“I recently had the pleasure of working with Josh who exceeded all expectations. From the moment we connected, their commitment to helping my business thrive was evident. Always go's above and beyond to help me out. Highly recommend using for quick and effortless experience. My go to person to fix my shopify store.”
“I'm so happy with the website that Josh designed for me.It has really captured the essence of my business while still looking professional & eye - catching.My website was designed within the agreed time - frame & Josh has been excellent at website support, getting onto my requests promptly. It's been a great experience working with him.”
It looks suss. What's the catch?
One - It's ours.
We ain't giving you hundreds of hours of labour for nothing just for you to take it elsewhere after a month. It works just like a Netflix subscription. We manage the build, the servers, the tech, the headaches, the lot. Just pay for as long as you need it, cancel it when you don't. If you run a solid business it should be around retirement age 😉
Two - We're in it for the long term.
We're not interested in being in a fight or flight mindset, wondering where the next project's gonna come from. We'd much rather forego the big fancy contracts for a slow, sustainable uphill climb that'll keep everyone fed and happy on both sides for years to come.
Three - We're growing.
We have less overheads. We're nimble. We take on fewer clients and only those we know we can provide immense value to. That means a more intimate experience, more support, more detail, and more focus on your business. We strive for success for every individual client and won't rest until we've delivered on that promise. You're not just a number on a ticket to us. We know you have a vision for where you want to take yourself. We can help you realise that.
Now hit the damn button already.